eternallyfacetious:

cancerously:

tumblrtimelord:

zapapplepie:

suffren:

lnternetpolice:

slenderman becomes a lawyer

he is defenderman

slenderman becomes a kitchen appliance

he is blenderman

slenderman helped people decide what sex they are

he is genderman

slenderman no longer wears belts

he is suspenderman

slenderman becomes the avatar

he is benderman

slenderman holds a white flag high and waves it around

he is surrenderman

slenderman fixes things

he is menderman

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